Crew of the SS Vulcania
Admiral in Charge:
le Enchanteur
Captain:
Anita Marie Moscoso
Quarter Master:
Lori Gloyd
Officers
Imogen Crest
Cheshire D. Smith
First Mate:
Hugh Jackman
Sailing Master
Boatswain
Navigator
Oded Fehr
Engineers:
Chief Petty Officer in Charge of the Officers Mess
Fran Sbrocchi
Chief Pretty Officers:
Anthony Bad-deras
Sailors
The Ship Doctors:
Anthony Hopkins
Hugh Laurie
Surgeon
Wine Steward
Johnny Depp
Crew Pyschologist
Were Pen
Forensic Scientist
William Peterson
Activities Officer:
Heather Blakey in conjunction with all passengers on board
Ship’s Parrot:
Miss Scarlett
(Go here to see a photo of Miss Scarlett.)
Passengers who choose to stay on board for long periods often decide to leave their cabins and come on up to P Deck for the Pythian Games. 
Some passengers of the Vulcania have responded to the call of the piper and they are travelling overland, on Donkeys. Each night at twelve midnight donkeys wait in the stable behind the Swan and Rose Inn, ready to take newcomers on the increasingly, well todden road most travelled.
oh yay! i was hoping for johnny depp!
senua
January 5, 2009 at 2:10 pm
Crew Psychologist: Were Pen
kvwordsmith
January 5, 2009 at 4:02 pm
I was wondering if there is a position open as a crew member for
” George Clooney”
From a would be very grateful but mysterious fan
6th January 2009……
lois (aka Druscilla)
January 6, 2009 at 12:49 am
I would love to be a guest entertainer, and could sometimes dazzle one and all with some magic tricks…
fairyrainbow
January 6, 2009 at 3:55 am
Anthony Stewart Head & James Marsters for entertainers (they both sing and play guitar
)
And Alan Rickman for ship’s resident poetry reciter…or however you want to say it.
Alexis
January 6, 2009 at 4:37 am
I think that John Travolta would be an awesome Sailing Master. He is so incredibly versatile in his roles and can sing out his orders to the sailors. AND he has no problem with letting each person have shine in their own light. With his recent trauma, I think he could use the trip. Perhaps we could find a position for his wife, Kelly Preston as well.
Sally
January 12, 2009 at 1:04 am
This voyage has too many entertainers and not enough cooks: I think we could invite Jamie Oliver to take charge of the kitchen for a few days to train a new chief cook–I let the last one go for serving pea soup six days in a row! Wee Angus is complaining that no one on board knows anything about hagis–not that Jamie might favor that either! He might set up a herb garden on the aft deck. The CPO
cronelogical
January 18, 2009 at 12:59 am
I pay my respects to the crew and would like to think i could maybe be a healer of some sort although I think I like the aromatherapy path, and mixing the coconut milk (with its magical properties) into some little potions, but in conjunction with the ships surgeon I am sure it’ll all come in handy after all those visits to islands we have planned.
pearlz
January 29, 2009 at 12:48 am